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Buster: seven-foot clown in a split mustard and teal suit, wild red hair and a small bowler, chrome joints.

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Security Clown · Buster

$1,499.00

Polly: seven-foot clown with stiff red braids and a red and blue patchwork dress, standing in a lit doorway.

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Security Clown · Polly

$1,499.00

Spider model: a small polka-dot clown spider with a fat bald head, clinging upside down to a bedroom ceiling above the door, holding a small tranquilizer syringe.

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Security Clown · Spider

$1,899.00

Jack-in-the-Box, closed: a polka-dot tin box with a crank and a small motion sensor. Jack-in-the-Box, popped open: a clown springs up on a chrome coil and shoots red targeting lasers from its eyes. Move to trigger

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Security Clown · Jack-in-the-Box

$199.00

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Buster, the seven-foot security clown, wearing the black Security Clown Tee over his mustard and teal clown suit.

Security Clown Tee

$30.00

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The product line, and what's next

See It In Action

UnboxingPull the yellow tab. Lift gently. Make eye contact.
SetupStand him by the front door. Hold his nose until it glows. Go to bed.
The commercial

Real People.

Security · Buster
Nanny Mode · Polly
Companion Mode · Buster
Security · Spider + Jack
30-day returns. He has to want to leave.
Free shipping on orders over $50
2-year warranty

FAQ

When will Security Clown be back in stock?

No restock date yet.

Which model is right for me?

Buster or Polly for the front hall and doorways. Spider for the ceiling. Jack-in-the-Box for shelves: it watches, and calls the others when it senses motion.

How does the Jack-in-the-Box work?

It stays closed until it senses motion. Then it pops open, starts recording, marks the intruder with targeting lasers and sounds an alarm that calls your full-size Security Clown or your Spider.

Can the clothes be washed?

Yes. The clothes are removable and machine washable. The clowns do not like to be undressed. If you would like to wash their clothes, ask them to go into another room and throw the clothes through the door. Or you'll be very sorry.